15 Cheesy Teacher Jokes That Make Us LOL

  1. Why did the math teacher open a bakery? Because he wanted to serve some pi!
  2. What did the English teacher say to the grammar police? Stop! I’m not a proper noun!
  3. Why did the music teacher always carry a ladder? To reach the high notes!
  4. How do you turn a boring school lesson into a magic show? By making every problem disappear!
  5. Why did the art teacher have a messy desk? Because he couldn’t draw a straight line!
  6. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great teacher? A dino-saur-us!
  7. Why did the history teacher go back to school? To brush up on his-story!
  8. What did the science teacher say when he discovered a new element? “Yttrium! I’ve found it!”
  9. How do you catch a squirrel in a classroom? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  10. Why did the teacher call the sun her favorite student? Because it always shines!
  11. What do you call a teacher who never smiles? A science professor!
  12. How do you fix a broken vegetable? Use celery tape!
  13. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright!
  14. What did the geography teacher say to the globe? “You mean the world to me!”
  15. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high stools!

I hope these cheesy teacher jokes brought a smile to your face! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even in the classroom!