15 Funny Third Grade Jokes to Start The Day
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
3. What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
7. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
8. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
11. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
12. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
15. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
I hope these jokes bring some laughter to your day and lighten up the mood!
