1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

2. What’s a frog’s favorite subject in school? Hopping-tics!

3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful teacher? Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. Teacher: Why do we need to study history? Student: Because it’s the only class where we can learn from someone else’s mistakes!

5. What do you call a cat that teaches math? A calcul-tor!

6. Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharper!

7. Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you? Student: Not really, just felt like it wasn’t necessary.

8. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!

9. Teacher: Tommy, can you name some important inventors? Tommy: Yes, Miss Smith. Google, Apple, and Amazon!

10. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

11. Teacher: What comes after 9? Student: 10, 11, Juuuust kidding! It’s 10!

12. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach the high marks!

13. Teacher: Why did you eat your homework? Student: Because I didn’t want my dog to feel left out!

14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

15. Teacher: Use “harassment” in a sentence. Student: The school bully harassed me, so I called the principal!

16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

17. Teacher: Can we use the word “yesterday” twice in a sentence? Student: Yes, yesterday was yesterday tomorrow, and today will be yesterday soon!

18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

19. Teacher: Why are you sleeping in my class? Student: I’m not, I’m just trying to be one with the subject!

20. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he heard high school was hard!

I hope you enjoy these sweet and funny school jokes for kids!