200 Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids

Halloween is a time for spooky fun, and what better way to get in the spirit than with some spine-tingling jokes? From silly puns to clever riddles, this list of 200 Halloween jokes for kids is guaranteed to have you giggling all night long.

Get ready to share these with your friends:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!

What do you call a vampire’s best friend? A blood sucker!

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!

Challenge your friends with these tricky riddles:

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? (A map)

What has an eye but cannot see? (A needle)

What is full of holes but can still hold water? (A sponge)

And if you’re feeling brave, try these spooky jokes:

What did the ghost say to the vampire? “I’m so glad I ghosted you!”

What do you call a zombie’s favorite fruit? A brain-berry!

What did the ghost say to the bookcase? “I’ve got a feeling I’ve read this before!”

With these 200 spooky Halloween jokes, you’ll have more than enough to make your Halloween party a howling success. So grab your candy, put on your costume, and get ready for some spooky laughs!