20 Funny Fifth Grade Jokes to Start The Day

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. How do you organize a space party? You just “planet”!
  3. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
  4. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  7. Why can’t a leopard hide? Because it’s always spotted!
  8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
  11. How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
  12. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
  13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  14. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  15. What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola!
  16. What do you call a garden with only cucumbers? A pickle patch!
  17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  18. How does a lion greet other animals in the wild? Pleased to eat you!
  19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
  20. What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and start your day off with laughter! Enjoy!