1. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

2. What’s a teacher’s favorite fruit?

A smart-alec-tion!

3. Why did the pencil go to the kindergarten school dance?

Because it wanted to lead the “write” moves!

4. Why did the cookie go to school?

Because it wanted to become a “smart cookie”!

5. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little “boogie” in it!

6. What do you call the king of the classroom?

The ruler!

7. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

8. What do you call a dinosaur that goes to kindergarten?

A “preschoolosaurus”!

9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

10. What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet-hearts!

11. Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

12. What letters do you always find in the school?

L-M-N-O-P (Elementary, my dear Watson)!

13. How do you catch an astronaut’s attention?

You “space” them out with a wave!

14. What’s a vampire’s favorite class in school?

Fang-lish!

15. Why did the broom go to school?

Because it wanted to sweep up knowledge!

16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An “abdominal snowman”!

17. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

18. Why did the crayon go to school?

Because it wanted to be a “colorful” student!

19. What building does a science teacher like the most?

A “Lab”oratory!

20. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A “gummy” bear!

21. What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

A “frizzbee”!

22. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was “two-tired”!

23: What do you say to comfort a grammar school?

“There, their, they’re, everything is going to be alright!”

24: Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many “problems”!

25: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An “investigator”!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face and help start the day on a positive note in kindergarten!