Cheesy, LOL Music Jokes Your Students Will Love

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

2. How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!

3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

4. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

7. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. How do you organize a space party?

You just planet!

9. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

10. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage!

11. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music!

12. How does a rapper greet his friends?

With a high-five!

13. Why don’t scientists trust the atoms anymore?

Because they make up everything!

14. What’s the musical part of a snake?

Its scales!

15. Why did the scarecrow become a musician?

Because he had the best bands!