17 Punny Valentine Jokes That’ll Crack Your Students Up!

  1. Why did the bicycle fall over on Valentine’s Day? It lost its balance!
  2. What did one magnet say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I’m attracted to you!
  3. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
  4. How do you mend a broken chocolate heart? With cocoa butter!
  5. What did the painter say to their Valentine? I love you with all my art!
  6. Why do bananas use sunscreen on Valentine’s Day? Because they peel!
  7. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
  8. Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  9. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you!
  10. What did the farmer give their Valentine? Lots of sweet hugs and cabbages!
  11. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the bakery on Valentine’s Day? Because he wanted to rise to the occasion!
  12. What do you call a Valentine’s Day flower that costs two cents? Tulips on a budget!
  13. Why did the Valentine’s Day card say it wasn’t feeling well? It had too much heartburn!
  14. What did the surfer say to their Valentine? I’m catching waves of love for you!
  15. Why did the Valentine’s Day card go to the doctor? It had a broken heart!
  16. What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I love being switched on with you!
  17. Why did the Valentine go to school? To learn more about the art of love!
 
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